Monday, February 2, 2009
i used to drive
when i drove i drove a fiat punto which myself and a few friends (Joycey, JB and Sorchaballs) decided to pimp up dyke style.
JB acquired, from a scrap yard, a C from an old Citroen.
We picked off the P and super glued (thanks to the evrything store in Ringsend) the C, so the badge would read CUNTO.
she was a stunner. my friends mike and liam thought that i should have tip exed out the A and the H in the cliath part of baile atha cliatha so it would say baile atha clit. i thought this to be to illegal.
the cunto got alot of attion, i think even Grainne Seoige has a picture on her phone.
gardai even took pictures of it, and on one famous incident beeped their horn and hollered at us.
she did get pulled in once or twice and i got a talking to, but i played dumb and stuck it to the law.
alas her last days were nigh, this time last year ago to be precise and in true girl racer style i wrote the poor old thing off.
she served me and my friends well so in true irish style we held a wake for her.
the cunto we miss you.
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