LESBEING

Lesbeing


Im a little lesbian short and stout
Not even in the closet, im very very out.

Ive been with every school of dyke
From butch to femme, to a chick named mike.

Some might even sya I was the local bike.

But now I want to settle down,
This chick is looking for a nest.

And a loving girl with ample breast
To help turn this frown upside down.

But everytime I tell my friends,
It’s a housewife I aspire to be
They just look and laugh at me,
And say there’s plenty of fish in the G.

I’ll cook her meals
Ill wash her clothes
Ill even clean between her toes.

I want to be a housewife
Its always been my dream in life
To take a woman up the aisle
To make her laugh
To make her smile
And even make come once in a while.

In mydreams we’d build a cottage
Where we would partake in bi-monthly frottage

Some breeders might disagree
About this dream of my wife and me

They say its un natural disgusting and wrong
That I want to make this commitment life long

I say screw them, cause they’ve screwed me
With their notions, I strongly disagree

Why cant we all just be free
To have a choice
And use our voice
To say I do
Have some kids, not one but two

So to the likes of proposition 8
I say fuck you and all your hate

I put up with all the strain and strife
To get my girl and live the simple life.

It shouldn’t matter
Wheter straight or gay
Everyone should have the right to a wedding day